I am a Mom

I Am A Mom

 

I am a diaper bag totting, snack dispensing, rule maker.

I am a toy room cleaning, bathroom scrubbing, dishes doer.

In my hands alone I carry the almighty power of the feared "Because I said!"

I have powers to heal "owies" with a single kiss, I am keeper of coveted character bandaids.

Possessor of knowledge, I know when you have not finished homework, chores, and other such evils.

I am maker if dinners: both hated and loved.

I am a lunch bag packing, back pack gathering machine!

I am a helper of homework, cub scouts and chores.

I am a scout shirt wearing, project advising, "stay on task" teller.

I hold the secrets to mystical things such as origami jumping frogs and paper ninja throwing stars.

I relish in quiet still moments, that short live paradise called bed time.

I have but two weaknesses: the dreaded small Lego's lying in wait to be stepped upon in darkened hallways

AND

Laundry - my nemesis.  I vow to one day thwart you.... one day.

Because I AM A MOM!!!